What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?